I'm Working On It!

Yes, I know, I'm supposed to blog about my road trip from Austin to Chicago. It's started, but... it's not done yet. I'll get to it soon, I promise. Maybe over the weekend.

Just the Facts, Ma'am

This blog depicts actual events. The names have been changed to protect... well, you know...


She #1: I'm trying to like her. She's not so bad. She's just... 22. You remember being 22, don't you? Ya know, back in the 80's?

She #2: Yeah, I vaguely remember back that far.

She #1: Hell, when I was 22, I was sleeping with the married pharmacist with the coke problem.

She #2: When I was 22, I was bedding the married stockbroker with the coke problem.

She #1: Well, it WAS the 80's...

Do I Have Time for This?

Holy crap, I was just playing around with some stuff, and realized that I haven't posted anything to my blog since before Thanksgiving... Much as I might wish this was attributable to holiday gluttony, I'm afraid that's not the case. December just got away from me, guys -- final papers, graduation, a trip out to Arizona, a minor surgical procedure, and BOOM, it's Christmas.

And now, of course, I'm in the throes of getting the apartment packed up after four years (where did all this CRAP come from??), and doing my best to avoid the fact that while I'm terribly excited to be in close proximity to dear friends once again, that means that I'll be very far away from some others. I really have no idea how I'm going to say goodbye to all these people...

But, in all likelihood, the next time I post here -- CHICAGO, BABY!!!! Yeah!!!