Distractions Galore

Me: So, you're supposed to write 100,000 words by the end of November?

She: No, I think it's 50,000. I'd be doing better if I would get off my ass. And if I could think of something to write. And if my laptop battery lasted longer than 5 minutes. And if I had a desk with a computer that was set up in the office, instead of sitting in the dining room where I can see the TV.

Me: Jeez, all you need is for somebody to construct a brownie bakery in your garage, and you'll never accomplish anything ever again.

She: Oooh, brownies!

Me: Yes, exactly.


Hang in there, PA. You'll make it.